Guys, I did something bad. I took the GIF of Louis adjusting Harry to jump over him… And then I reversed it so it looked like he was bending him over. I’m going to Hell.
No, my dear, you shall be gloriously rewarded for blessing us with this feast for our Larry eyes.
#What the fuck, John? #Why would you mention the unsolved ones, John? #Why do you type so odd, John? #Why do you always minimize the page when I walk by, John? #Are you looking at porn, John? #Why do you need porn, John? #I’m right here, John. #Is that Mycroft, John? #Are you looking at naked pictures of my brother #Do you fancy Mycroft over me? #Is that Lestrade?! #Are you looking at porn of my brother and Lestrade?!? #AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU, JOHN?!?!?!?
Colours In Autumn: jenniferswift: okay so i just found out something about Taylor that...
okay so i just found out something about Taylor that makes her an amazing human being (even though we already know that).
I was driving through my neighborhood here in KC and there were blue ribbons tied around all the trunks of the trees. I had no idea what it meant, so…
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.